Let me tell you a story about a girl- and she is most certainly not me!(just to be on the safe side). Her name, unlike her extraordinary story, has no relevance, what so ever, to the plot.
So...She is this chubby, self-doubtful yet spunky kid with absolutely no luck, nada, nothing in her personal romantic life front. The girl has these very very concerned friends, who wish for her not to be alone. And in the sadly epic search of theirs (not hers) for a man they divided into several teams:
A- The relatives- They had very few conditions -single... Oh, would you look at that- only one condition. So you can pretty much understand why the girl always found her back door when it came to dating a competitor for team A.
B- The Posh - With them it was All about looks. Shoes, head wear, hand wear, facial skin condition... You get it. Not that it was bad dating hunky sex gods.Problem was she was too self -aware to believe some of those might actually like her. It was fun with Team B, but the confidence issues were too poignant of a thing to deal with.
C- The RG - Relationship Gurus. Those weren't bad at all. They wanted someone that could stand beside her and not have a weird, crazy look in his eyes- Bad history with pervs on this team- Long story!The RGs searched for something that could pass in a dark alley for a soul mate. No shame there. But talking about history rewritten...
I forgot to say that in the same time the girl actually had an interest with a rather surprising turn to it.
So, you wanna know, if I'm not that girl , how am I to know that story then,huh?! Well,I turned out to be sort of caught in the middle. True story!
P.S. Kid, you know what I'm talking about!
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