All the decent men are on the other train...or Time Lords (Doctor Who friendly)

"This is a film about a fish"

-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This text has been reviewed as discarding the author as kind of homophobic, which she refuses to be and wishes to fortify her utmost pro-gay views ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So, Doctor, if you can hear me, PLEASE let me hitch a ride on the TARDIS to the all-straight-pretty-men-planet. Pretty please! I promise I won't touch any of Sexy's parts ( for all of you ignorami , that is how The Doctor calls her).
I send all my love to the gay society, and guys- if you stumble upon a straight-y worth the look, you know where to send him...